falloutkinkmeme_backup | Fallout Kink Meme Part IV: Closed to prompts, open for fills.

I just got this from the Crack Pairings generator, and have come to the conclusion that there is an empty space in my life shaped like this pairing.

Gen, fluff, slash, whatever. I just want something involving those two.

The burned man is totally mackin' on m!courier but they can't really get their freak on 'cause he's all.... burned and stuff. daniel's been awful lonely lately, so he agrees to go to town on the courier while Joshua just watches. and groovy times were had by all?

Tags: Desmond Lockhart, Robert House, Doctor Mobious, Doctor Klien, Doctor Borous, Doctor Dala, Doctor 0, Doctor 8, Female Courier

Discription: The game was on. Ever since the bombs had fell he knew that the remainder of his colleges had to die with what was left of the old world. When an old Lab assistant comes out of the woodwork the final pieces fall into place and Desmond Lockhart makes his final moves to clear the board.

AuthorAnon's Notes: So... I couldn't wait for my computer to be fixed before I started this (oh god... Someone please help me the plot bunnies are holding me at knife point). Anyway, I apologize in advance for the mistakes is this because I am writing this via mobile device. I sat one day musing that I wished you got to see dear old Desmond after Point Lookout when the plot for this struck me. I hope you enjoy kmeme, its been a wile since I've done anything here...

This post is basicly getting all the formal stuff out of the way. Please bear with me because writing is slow going on this thing.

Anon needs a massage real bad because she sleeps in a pretzel shape, but there's no time/moonay. So why can't I live vicariously through ghoul face and the kid from Vault 101? She hauls a ton of crap from place to place, and wrestling raiders all day can't be good for you. It doesn't have to end in sex and I think it'd be even more interesting if there WASN'T a romantic relationship between these two, but would be ok if one developed, or there was a dysfunctional one already in place.

Bonus points of FLW DOESN'T want it, but Charon's like, "You're limping like a three-legged dog. Shut up. I'm doing this." This leads to massage.

Help me, author!anon. My goddamn back hurts.

I would like to see Clanden kidnapping one of the characters of the Courier's to use in a snuff tape and the rest of the group going Big Damn Heroes on his ass. Whether or not they make it in time is up to you. (Although I am a sucker for happy endings.)Am partial to F!Courier/Boone, but I would love any pairings. Go wild, anons~

"Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick, thus the name."

Dat quote.
How has somebody not requested a fill related to it yet?!

When talking to Cass about the NCR she mentions Long Dick Johnson. His very name along should be enough to inspire you, but if that somehow isn't enough, I'll give you a prompt to go by.

The Courier (male or female, doesn't matter) and their companions meet the man with the marvelous name and shenanigans ensue. There can be sexytimes (het or slash, idc) or they can just be in awe of his fucking long dick. I care not, just make it happen anons...

Requesting the most stereotypical porn situation ever: vocally appreciative blonde takes it up the caboose.

A post-apocolypse is hell enough. But a post-apocolyptic Silent Hill? Fucking insanity.

Basically, I want to see a Fallout character (doesn't matter who) end up in Silent Hill, where he/she must face the horrors of the town. I don't care if you base it off of the movie, I don't care if you base it off of the games. The storyline is up to you guys. I just want to see this crossover really, REALLY badly.

Bonus points if the monsters are origional and have some sort of symbolic meaning with regards to the character's fears and emotions. Same with the Otherworld shifts.

Oh, and please don't add in Pyramid Head. He's grossly overused as it is.

In addition to simple raids, the Legion has men (The Frumentari, maybe?) who scout out beautiful and useful women, then steal them away and into a life of slavery. Whether they're rescued or not is up to you!

Please tell me I'm not the only one who ships these two. Like, a lot.

Erm, anyway: Yes Man hasn't been functioning properly lately, and Benny takes it upon himself to fix his robot companion up - too bad Benny has no idea what he's doing. After opening Yes Man up, Benny soon discovers that poking and prodding at Yes Man's inner wiring provokes certain... reactions. Bonus points for including both ticklishness and sexual sensitivity! :D

New Vegas, Old World Blues DLC: So if you let her, Dala definitely jills off to you breathing. She likes a breather. That "radar scan" is a total lie.

And 8's voice module is fried and he just makes strange noises. What if some of those strange noises were just enough like a certain lobotomite's breathing to get Dala fired up? Maybe she's trying to FIX his voice module and he makes the noise? Maybe he's talking to himself?

I don't know. Run with it. Mobius mentions masturbation as one of those things that's supposed to be "human" about them, and while Dala uses you to get her gel off, 8 sonijaculated over the amazing science that is the Sonic Emitter. Just give these two exhibitionists some lovin' after the Courier leaves them to their own devices.

Waking Cloud initiates our goofy yet courageous young hero into the mysteries of becoming a man. Bonus for gorgeous canyon scenery.

Tell me a wonderful story where these two crazy kids help Harkness and he follows them on their adventure. And things get weird. But he looks so real.

The Courier wakes up from a nice, long nap to find that he/she has bedded everyone in the Mojave at once. Yes, even the ones who shouldn't be interested in him/her (i.e., Arcade for F!Courier, Veronica for M!Courier). Especially the ones who shouldn't be interested in him/her.

Needless to say, the ensuing confusion on his/her part is completely justified.

Here's all the sped-up, incomprehensible audio from the age transition scenes in Fallout 3. A few of the quotes are pretty straight-forward, but I'd love to hear your context for some of the more cryptic quotes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsTiquNsQKo

I'm such a nerd that while I was reading Edgar Sawtelle (which is effing amazing, btw) I thought of this:

The LW is deaf/mute. Charon needs a better way of communicating with her for tactical situations. So, the LW teaches him sign language.

Sexy times can ensue at some point, if you wish, but I'd like Charon to find some sort of meaning within the language. Gives him some form of expression, I guess. I don't know. God, I hope that doesn't sound too cheesy. Dx

SO I saw this: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrvu7G17w1r9b2r1o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1330412413&Signature=Au5CNRsNU9nIAZb3PYdAL17xHeY%3D

and i thought..yes...yes...Legate Lanius and Ranger Stella should bone, and it should be a violent power struggle. No kink is to kink.

*obligatory "Say that three times fast" comment here*

The LW/Courier dons a stealthsuit or stealthboy and gets their inner perv on either by being a voyeur or groping people for giggles.

...Or, for less creepiness, they surprise their lover with (mostly) invisible sex. Your call.

I have it.

Vulpes hates sex. Maybe even is afraid? In any way shape and form. Anal, missionary, blowjobs/ handjobs? He hates it all, anons. Why did he purge Nipton? It was a town of whores. He's not gay, he's not straight, he straight up finds it criminal and disgusting. He's evolved, after all.

The courier finds this funny as hell. Decides to involves the whole gang in on picking on him.

Can be crack, can be serious, can have a pairing, can have him run screaming, anything you want, guys. But Vulpes is definitely unchanging when it comes to this: He hates sex.

Hey all, it's not a big question that F!LW/Charon is popular, but how about a change of pace? Why don't we give another side of a relationship coin a look and try Charon and the female Lone Wanderer having something more of a big brother/little sister relationship?
Bonus points if they're not that way right away because no relationship really starts off that strong. (And this is CHARON we're talking about.)
Mucho bonus points if Charon and her pick on one another here and there like most siblings do, and whenever Charon does it at first, people promptly what-the-fuck because "holy shit that giant ghoul that hardly ever talks just made a funny".

And of course, I'd just like to see someone have fun with it. Make big brother!Charon do whatever: Play the overprotective bodyguard looming over her whenever someone flirts with her that he doesn't approve of, giving her advice for whatever is confusing her, shooting lessons, etc... I don't know, just some ideas, but you don't need to use those of course.
I will cut this off now before it becomes even more of a text wall.

The F!LW is a goody-goody who's been fucking around with Ahzrukhal's business, shutting down chem dealers, trying to get people off drugs, etc. He's had it up to here, and needs a way to scare her off.

And he just happens to have a very tall, very strong bouncer who will do whatever to whoever.

So! tl;dr version: Ahzrukhal orders Charon to rape F!LW. Charon is appropriately horrified but still carries it out while feeling guilty as possible.

Uh, bonus points if Ahzrukhal "watches" to make sure Charon does the job right. And maybe orders him around while... doing so... like to hit her or something...

*flees, never returns to society to spare the world from their terrible kinks*

Dean's back on the Strip, or making his way soon to his supposed triumphant return. I'm feeling death by snark, murderous self-preservation, and probably more than a little banter about undiagnosed narcissistic personality disorders, distributed as Anon sees fit.

In which Vulpes has a secret love for cuddling. Can be fluffy or smutty, either is fine. :)

I was always disappointed that we never got more stuff like Tranquility Lane and felt there were so many more things that could be done with the virtual reality experiment, so this is sort of a mix of that and also I love superheroes.

Basically, this would take place in a vault where the occupants were put into stasis and their minds placed in a virtual reality, an improvement on Dr. Braun's work built while he was becoming increasingly obsessed with Vault 112. Without the original mastermind behind the technology available to assist, the creators had to work from just his blue prints and notes, resulting in a variety of flaws in the system that they were unable to fix before its opening. This could manifest in the virtual world as seriously wacked-out weather or freaky physics or anything else the writer's weird little brain can come up with. I know you guys (from observation, anyway), you're creative.

We all know from Braun the possibility of virtual reality can make a science guy go a little nutty. This particular Overseer is a man who wanted to create his own ideal world where everything was like his favorite comic books and he acted as the protagonist. He even created roles for each of the vault dwellers; super villains that would terrorize the city, civilians and damsels for him to rescue, maybe even some super friends or a sidekick!

When he realized that in order to get the genuine experience of being a hero he couldn't be aware that it was a virtual reality he set it up so that the system would reset every person's memory each time the world played through the entire storyline he'd created, which means that no one within the Vault is aware that what they're experiencing isn't real; not even the Overseer. Ever since then they've been playing their roles, the story repeating uninterrupted, until the vault is opened and someone without a script is unleashed on this comic book universe.

So, imagine that your PC and/or your favorite NPC found themselves stuck in this kind of place, maybe even having one of these roles forced on themselves. Possibly even one that comes with spandex and super powers.

All the little details are optional and any way you want to spin things is great. I just thought of this, knew I was never going to write it myself, and wanted to just put it out there and see what someone else can do with it.

Maybe he thinks it will impress the ladies? Maybe it's some new part of the frumentarii regimen? Doesn't matter how or why, just MAKE IT HAPPEN

Raul/Daniel

M!Courier/Daniel +Joshua Graham

Checkmate [0/??]

FLW/Charon: Mother Fuckin' Massage

Gommorrah Rescue

Anyone/Long Dick Johnson

Sarah Weintraub/M!Courier, Anal

Fallout/Silent Hill Crossover

Legion Slavers

Yes Man/Benny: Sensitivites

BRAIN SEX (Dala/8)

Follows-Chalk/Waking Cloud

F!LW/Butch/Harkness

Courier/Everybody, morning after, complete and utter confusion

Fallout 3 Vault Gen Prompt

F!LW/Charon - Sign Language

Legate Lanius/Ranger Stella

Sexy Stealthsuit Shenanigans

The most devious thing...