When Bael finally returned to his post outside the sex toy closet, it was angry and upset. Gallows had given him a lecture (again) on proper conduct around Brotherhood allies, and then assigned him to cleaning duties. Cleaning duties. Cleaning the mess hall or mopping the floors would be bad enough, but Gallows ordered him to clean the sex toy closet.
Goddammit, he didn’t become a paladin just to clean off a bunch of prewar perverts’ plastic penises.
But that’s what Gallows commanded.
So when Bael enters the closet, rags and bucket of water in hand, he pays close attention to the floor, the wall, anything but the damn things he’s supposed to clean.
And he notices footprints in the dust, traces of a visitor to a secret place that no one is supposed to enter or even know about.
Staring at the footprints—boot prints, more like; not the distinctive grooved lines from metal armor—he also notices how small they are. And now that he is suspicious about someone else visiting the closet, he looks at the disturbed dust on the shelves, some of the boxes that haven’t been put back quite in line with the ancient layers of dirt that built up around them…
Fuck it, he decides with a groan. He’s not going to ask the Lone Wanderer to give them back.
Author’s Notes: The toys described came to my attention through these (NSFW) reviews.
Stronic Eins (”http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/stronic/”) (The thrusting toy) Njoy Pure Plug (”http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/njoy/”) (metal butt plug) a bullet vibe (”http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/bulletvibe/”)
Miscellaneous others were mentioned, but not actually used.
(F!LW/Fawkes) Good Vibrations (1i/1i) (COMPLETE)
When Bael finally returned to his post outside the sex toy closet, it was angry and upset. Gallows had given him a lecture (again) on proper conduct around Brotherhood allies, and then assigned him to cleaning duties. Cleaning duties. Cleaning the mess hall or mopping the floors would be bad enough, but Gallows ordered him to clean the sex toy closet.
Goddammit, he didn’t become a paladin just to clean off a bunch of prewar perverts’ plastic penises.
But that’s what Gallows commanded.
So when Bael enters the closet, rags and bucket of water in hand, he pays close attention to the floor, the wall, anything but the damn things he’s supposed to clean.
And he notices footprints in the dust, traces of a visitor to a secret place that no one is supposed to enter or even know about.
Staring at the footprints—boot prints, more like; not the distinctive grooved lines from metal armor—he also notices how small they are. And now that he is suspicious about someone else visiting the closet, he looks at the disturbed dust on the shelves, some of the boxes that haven’t been put back quite in line with the ancient layers of dirt that built up around them…
Fuck it, he decides with a groan. He’s not going to ask the Lone Wanderer to give them back.
Author’s Notes: The toys described came to my attention through these (NSFW) reviews.
Stronic Eins (”http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/stronic/”) (The thrusting toy)
Njoy Pure Plug (”http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/njoy/”) (metal butt plug)
a bullet vibe (”http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/bulletvibe/”)
Miscellaneous others were mentioned, but not actually used.