Dr Usanagi sighed. Cass was a repeat customer.
“Seriously, the clap again Cass?”
“What can I say Doc, I like the fellas” Cass grinned.
“Can’t you just find one ‘fella’ to stick with? It would be a lot cheaper” Usanagi pointed out.
“I’d like to and all, but I’m still looking for the guy who can satisfy me” shrugged Cass.
“Hmmm” said Usanagi thoughtfully.
“Hm?”
“I think I can help with that”
“Do tell”
“Uh, not to breach Dr-patient confidentiality or anything, but on your way out take a little peek into the next room and see what you think of the guy on the bed there” whispered Usanagi.
She handed Cass a vial of Anticlap. “You know, they say doctors have seen it all but I have to say that till today I had never seen one like that” she mused.

And that was how Cass met Long Dick Johnson.