In Fallout II, my favourite weapon was always the massive "small gun" Bozar, supposedly a sniper rifle but burst mode only with a sexy minigun sound, running around overkilling rats for 600hp with it. I had the unpatched version so I had to get it by stealing it from one of the guards outside Buster's (the arms merchant in New Cali Republic). When you go near the guards, they always say stuff like "yeah, that's right, come to daddy." unf!
So what I'd like to read is, f!Chosen One has 3-way with Buster's guards, and afterwards steals one of their Bozars :D