Everybody knows Pacer's got it bad for the King. "Everybody" also apparently includes that sissy courier that just came flouncing into Freeside, because when Pacer tries to confront them about who's really in charge around here, they somehow flip the whole conversation into deciding to solve a very personal problem for an almost total stranger (in true rpg PC fashion).

humor is nice, smut, srs!fic, anything authornon wants. I just really would like the courier (any courier) using their magic quest-solving abilities to hook these two up!