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Lucius and Vulpes nodded, and then resumed very obviously sneaking towards the tent. Once they were inside, they ran to the back, picked up the spear, and prayed Anthony got there before Caesar got back.

After a few minutes Anthony entered the tent with a small tool box. Setting the box on the ground, Anthony opened it; put a roll of duct tape around his wrist and a bottle of Wonder Glue between his teeth.

His voice Muffled, Anthony wiggled his fingers towards Lucius and said, “Gimme the spear.”

“Awesome Bro,” Lucius said, handing over the broken spear.

Anthony then put a dollop of Wonder Glue on the end of the broken spear, shoved it back together, and wrapped the two broken ends in a heavy coating of duct tape. Once the tape was about an inch thick, Anthony stood back and feeling satisfied, shoved his tools in his box.

“Give it like, two or three hours, then you can take the tape off,” Anthony said.

“Dude, that’s not good,” Lucius said, once again panicked, “Caesar might be back any minute.”

“Yeah dude,” Vulpes said,” He’s like, going to crucify us for this.”

“Should of thought of that before you went and did those S’bomb’s bro,” Anthony said as he grabbed his tool box and walked out.

Completely freaked out, Lucius and Vulpes started running around Caesar’s tent. They shoved the box of Sugar bombs in fire, sorted the throne so that it looked presentable, and tried pulling some red cloth over the spear so the tape was less noticeable. In the middle of their frantic freak-out session Caesar returned to the tent.

“What’s going on,” He asked his two out of breath men.

“Like nothing Caesar,” Lucius said.

“Yeah nothing,” Vulpes said.

Figuring nothing was wrong, Caesar sat down in his throne, only to have the broken spear, fall half way down, exposing the tape. Caesar looked at his wounded throne and stood up, locking eyes with Vuples and Lucius, and said “Where are the Sugar Bombs?”

“Whoa, bro, how did you know?” Lucius said, as Vulpes elbowed him in the side.

“This happens every time you eat that sugary swill. It wasn’t bad enough I had to make chems, stimpacks, and alcohol Illegal, you two have to start abusing sugar,” Caesar complained.

“Caesar, Bro, Bro of the broiest Bro’s, we like were totally gonna share,” Vulpes said, hoping this would save him.

“I swear,” Caesar said, sitting back down and pinching his nose to try to avoid a headache, “You two are the reason I can’t have nice things.”

“Nothing,” Lucius responded. “I was just telling Vulpes about this hot slave I banged.”

"He’s like, going to crucify us for this.”

I am crying, a!a - I am fucking crying, oh my God. Vulpes & Lucius's Excellent Adventure a la Bill and Ted was beautiful.

Hahahahaaha holy shit this is magical! I love you, A!A!

This story is now my happy place. I will return to it whenever real life fails me. :D

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My screen is now covered in a fine layer of diet cherry coke, thank you for that lol. God I love this fill...

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Keep it goin' anonies...

Keep it going...

-not sure what this is supposed to be but continues Kane Clap because this fill is lolarious-

HOLY CRAP THIS ANON IS SO SORRY I JUST REALIZED HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS FOR ME TO REFERENCE THAT CLAPPING SCENE IN CITIZEN KANE NO THIS IS AN AMAZING STORY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

I thought you were referencing one of those bad 80's movies....

BUUUUUT. Citizen Kane was an awesome movie, and while that scene was about frustration and disappointment...I'm going to assume any frustration or disappointment you have is regarding Anthony's poor repair skills. He watches the dogs for a reason.

Once the tape was about an inch thick, Anthony stood back and feeling satisfied, shoved his tools in his box.

Oh god, I lost it here. Just--imagining Antony wrapping it around the spear for five minutes in complete silence, save for the sound of the tape ripping from the roll and the occasional "mmhmmm" of approval coming from Vulpes and Lucius standing in the corner, nodding and stroking their chins in thoughtful contemplation.

“Whoa, bro, how did you know?” Lucius said, as Vulpes elbowed him in the side.

Awww, Lucius, bro, this is why you'll never make frumentarius.

Thanks for making me a happy mod, anon! I loved it!

And now I totally want to draw air-guitar fanart~

if you're going to draw it, please post it. I'd probably explode from laughs if I saw Vulpes or Lucius doing air guitar now....or maybe Caesar makes them air guitar and pretend like they are all members of The Velvet Underground, because he thinks Lou Reed is cool.

Okay so this was basically fantastic.

The dictator then stood and walked out of the tent muttering, “You two are going to give me cancer. You certainly have given me enough headaches.”

Fuck, this is the sort of thing that's going to make me burst out laughing in the middle of a lecture later. And the air-guitaring omgggg

OMGGGZXXZXSERsdf. I love this with all my hearrttttt.

I love this so much.

He and Lucius then made a motion like they were leaning back while playing the guitar.

I totally lost it at this description XD

Awesome fill!

My baby has been fighting sleep for almost an hour and a half and this still made me smile.

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