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"Thus The Name" 2/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

[(Anonymous)]

Both men frozen in abject terror at the sound of a female voice, and the clicking of a flashlight turning on. In the illuminated beam they could make out the stunned face of Sharon Cassidy, one of the local merchants that had been passing through the Outpost. Neither had anticipated anyone else to be awake at this hour, let alone the redheaded water merchant. Both Johnson and Knight could do nothing but stare, mouths agape, as they were caught quite literally with their pants around their ankles.

Cass's eyebrows were raised nearly to her hairline, and in a voice both equally horrified and impressed she remarked "Damn, Johnson. That's a fucking long dick."

Re: "Thus The Name" 2/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahahaa holy shit brb gotta get all of this rotfl-ing out of my system.

At the 'Holy shit' part I was like 'Please let it be Cass'. XD Also, yaaaaay Major Knight!~

NEW OTP ANON <3

Re: "Thus The Name" 2/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

[(Anonymous)]

It just wouldn't feel right if Cass didn't make an appearance! ;) And poor Major Knight doesn't get nearly enough love on the meme, I HAD TO DO MY PART. Glad you liked!

Re: "Thus The Name" 2/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

[(Anonymous)]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

What a punchline! All of my internets Anon. ALL of them!
*chortle*

Re: "Thus The Name" 2/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

[(Anonymous)]

*basks in all the internets* :D Thanks for the reply!

OP here...

[(Anonymous)]

And so the legend of Long Dick Johnson is born.

Omg, A!A, this is awesome. And Cass at the end- lmao! I love it!

Re: OP here...

[(Anonymous)]

Every legend needs an origin story. Or... origin...porn...thingie...ahem. Glad you enjoyed! <3

Re: "Thus The Name" 2/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

[(Anonymous)]

Congratulations, you've given me a new bit of headcannon regarding how Cass found out about Long Dick Johnson!

Re: "Thus The Name" 2/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

[(Anonymous)]

Bwahahaaaa ROFL! Thus Long Dick Johnson became history, history turned to legend throughout the lands, and the myth of that fateful night will drift through the Mojave forever.

Thank you A!A, thank you.

A STAR IS BORN

[(Anonymous)]

Dying forevs. I love Cass showing up, too perfect. And Knight's here too! Probably the best part. You know he would be so easily embarrassed and flustered.

Re: "Thus The Name" 2/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

[(Anonymous)]

How did I not see this until now

How could i have forgotten about the BEST KINK MEME EVER

This is GLORIOUS

And yessssss Major Knight! <3