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Later, in hindsight (fuckin'-a) he'd think about how incredibly lucky they were the forgotten Fiend he'd spotted that had caused his little blunder was so hyped up that what was probably intended as a neat headshot had instead cracked off the concrete a good two feet above him. Then he'd retract that sentiment and instead kinda wish it had been aimed better.

As it was, the two of them managed to take that warning and forget, albeit briefly, the hilariously awkward misshap long enough to spring into action. Almost instantly, the Fiend in question was dropping thirty feet to the ground below with a sizeable hole between his eyebrows before the echo of the crack-boom had even subsided. The commotion had the others they'd heard earlier pouring out of every nook and cranny like so many cockroaches, and Boone almost, almost, felt bad for killing them, because the poor bastards had at least provided him a distraction from his mounting embarrassment, which made them very nearly okay in his book.

Not okay enough that dropping them en masse didn't feel good. Right now they were one letter away from being Friends but dropping them en masse always felt good so fuck them anyway.

Six finished off the last tire iron-wielding tweaker off with a point-blank shotgun blast that made an ugly mess of a head that wasn't too pretty to begin with.

They took a moment to catch their breath amidst a cloud of gunsmoke and adrenaline, wiping bloodspatters off their faces. Adrenaline, adrenaline was good. Adrenaline was great. Fighting was fantastic.

The courier bent over to pick through the sucker's pockers - why the hell couldn't she crouch like a normal person why the hell weren't there more Fiends he really needed more Fiends.

On second thought maybe adrenaline wasn't that great. Riding high on adrenaline when he was looking at her rear just seemed to compound the problem. He was still distracted when she straightened back up again, tucking a handful of caps and ammo into her pack as she turned to glance at him. He looked her dead in the eye, just to not look at-- Nope he was too humiliated to look her in the eye. He glanced down at his gun instead, cleared his throat, lashed it to his back again. Looked at her. Looked at a dead Fiend. Looked at her. Just don't look at her-- Looked at her ass.

What the fuck was wrong here there was no other ass in the world that distracting why couldn't he stop--

She snatched his wrist, and his panicked train of thought derailed then and there as she slapped his open-palmed hand against her ass and pressed it there a moment.

Yep, now seemed like a great time for that natural disaster. Come on, earth, just open up and swallow him please. God, do your stuff.

Heart, please attack. Please.

Fingers, stop squeezing, what the fuck are you doing, he didn't tell you to--

God damn that ass.

She was raising an eyebrow at him, and looking amused, maybe self-satisfied. "That good?"

"Uh."

"Feeling better? Got it out of your system? Think we can get a move on now?"

"..." His hand gave it another squeeze despite himself and he glared at it like the fucking traitor it was. "Uh, yeah. I'm good now. I'd really like my hand back, please."

She laughed, and released him, then began trotting off.

Unfortunately, that experience just made the walk a hell of a lot more uncomfortable. Physically speaking.

....now I kinda want to load up my game and just watch the courier walk around in various outfits. Guess I'm adding "luscious buns" to my list of surprising new kinks..!

Passer-non here...THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!! I was laughing pretty much the entire time. You, my friend, are amazing!!!

Authornon responding! Thank you so much! Sometimes I worry I'm not as funny as I think I am. xD

Yes you are, this was killer funny :D Heart, please attack. That line!
You are a comic genius. Moaaaaaaaarrrr!!!!!!

This is bad of me but I laughed my...ass off. I love it! Absolutely hysterical!

IS THAT A PUN DO I SMELL A PUN.

COULD YOU TELL THAT A!A LOVES PUNS.

A!A LOVES PUNS.

A!A LOVES YOU.

I laughed so hard I cried! "God damn that ass" - you are awesome author anon :)

After this fill, I guess we're all gonna go to Assgrablandia with you, A!A. brb, buying beer for the trip.

I... I don't... what is this I don't even...

I love you. I'm incredibly in love with you A!A. You are the best.

I have been inspired. You win. I can't do Graham either, I always write him wrong, but I can do Vulpes or something. But for now, I'll be in my bunk.

With dat ass.

You are a gentleman and a scholar, a!a.

I FUCKING LOVE PUNS.

This is amazing. <3 <3 <3

so i'm a big baka who off an on checks the meme and i didn't think this would actually get filled

this was pretty great just so you know

I'm just dying from the hilarity, A!A, you genius you. The comedy here is gold, I really liked the style of which you wrote it-- just had me bursting into laughter the whole way.

I rmb the first time I played NV with a F!Courier and the first thing my brother said when I went into third-person was "dat ass tho"

Glad to know Boone feels the same way!! xDD

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