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Veronica/FISTO Arcade/FISTO, 'Libenter Hoc Facio' 4/4

(Anonymous) 2012-08-04 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
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It'd been a fortnight since Arcade had enough free time to get back to The Wrangler. A fortnight of trudging through the desert with just Courier for company, a fortnight without a proper bath, a fortnight without any personal time. To hell with waiting for next Tuesday night. He slammed closed the door to FISTO's room, belt buckle already sagging open and fingers tangled in recalcitrant bootlaces.

"You miss me, metal man? I've missed you. Admin level user: ArcadeNoWaitJohn FakeLastName."

"Greetings ArcadeNoWaitJohn FakeLastName. I am programmed for your pfssssszzt."

He glanced up, hopping on one foot as he tried to shuck his trousers and boots together. "You working all right? I hope you've been oiled, 'cause tonight daddy is too excited to grease you. Queue routine five, subprogram two."

"Greetings ArcadeNoWaitJohn FakeLastName. I am programmed for your education."

FISTO's bulb dimmed slightly as Arcade's undershorts skimmed past his shoulder housing and snagged on an open pincer.

"Routine five, subprogram two." The mattress dipped as he crawled over the stained cover and laid down with a sigh. "Wait. Make that routine five, subprogram one. You do all the work, I'm feeling lazy."

"Routine five, subprogram one. Begin: He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish."

"Yes, that's the stuff I need… wait, what?" He rolled onto one elbow and squinted at the robot idling at the foot of the bed. "Routine eight, subprogram one."

"Routine eight, subprogram one. Begin: Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically. The cataclysm has happened, we are among the ruins, we start to build up new little habitats, to have new little hopes. It is rather hard work: there is now no smooth road into the future: but we go round, or scramble over the obstacles. We've got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen."

There was a long pause. FISTO waited expectantly.

"Did… did Francine do something to you? Is this about the grease stain I forgot to clean? What program are you running?"

FISTO's light brightened, and one pincer pointed at him. "User access ArcadeNoWaitJohn FakeLastName. Custom operating system Santangelo 1.0.1a. System notes: hi Arcade! I hope you're having a romantic night curled with the classics. Libenter hoc facio in advance. If you want all your routines back, including the one you called DON'T LOOK JAMES, tell Julie that I want to take her out for a magical evening at the Ultra Lux. You're paying, by the way. See you back at the 38!"

Arcade stared at the ceiling. He lay there and listened to FISTOs servos whir, and plotted exactly how he would take his revenge on one Miss Veronica Santangelo. Eventually he sat up again, a pillow pulled over his lap for modesty, and stared at his former robot paramour. "I'm probably going to regret this, but... run routine DON'T LOOK JAMES."

"Routine DON'T LOOK JAMES renamed DID I GET IRONY RIGHT THIS TIME. Begin: The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him."

Re: Veronica/FISTO Arcade/FISTO, 'Libenter Hoc Facio' 4/4

(Anonymous) 2012-08-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Priceless!!! I love party banter and this is hilarious. I love Arcade teasing her... and she definitely gets him back. Too funny. I imagine Fisto's voice narrating that and I die inside :)

OP here

(Anonymous) 2012-08-10 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I was hoping for robosmut but thanks for posting anyway!

Re: OP here

(Anonymous) 2012-08-10 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome, I guess?

Re: Veronica/FISTO Arcade/FISTO, 'Libenter Hoc Facio' 4/4

(Anonymous) 2012-08-10 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS IS THE BEST THING

THE BEST

AND IS IN FACT A THING

And I laughed like a dork at DID I GET IRONY RIGHT THIS TIME. This fill wins, and wins hard.

something about captcha being 'defer farmilar' that sounds drunk and apt, here

Re: Veronica/FISTO Arcade/FISTO, 'Libenter Hoc Facio' 4/4

(Anonymous) 2012-08-28 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
sDLKFJDSL YOU ARE A PERFECT HUMAN BEING!!!

Re: Veronica/FISTO Arcade/FISTO, 'Libenter Hoc Facio' 4/4

(Anonymous) 2012-08-28 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
My life is better for having read this fill. Thank you anon!

Re: Veronica/FISTO Arcade/FISTO, 'Libenter Hoc Facio' 4/4

(Anonymous) 2013-03-02 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
OMG that ending. I haven't laughed this much at a story in ages, lol

Re: Veronica/FISTO Arcade/FISTO, 'Libenter Hoc Facio' 4/4

(Anonymous) 2014-06-06 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
This is me, loling forever. Beautifully done.