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Fallout Kink Meme Part IV: Closed to prompts, open for fills.

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"Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick, thus the name."

Dat quote.
How has somebody not requested a fill related to it yet?!

When talking to Cass about the NCR she mentions Long Dick Johnson. His very name along should be enough to inspire you, but if that somehow isn't enough, I'll give you a prompt to go by.

The Courier (male or female, doesn't matter) and their companions meet the man with the marvelous name and shenanigans ensue. There can be sexytimes (het or slash, idc) or they can just be in awe of his fucking long dick. I care not, just make it happen anons...

EPIC prompt is EPIC!!!

I so hope someone fills this...

I would luuuurrrrvvvve to see this prompt filled!

"Shh, Knight, shut up," Johnson shushed the chuckling brunette next to him, slapping a gloved hand over the other man's mouth. "It's the ass crack of dawn, do you know how much shit we'd be in if the commanding officer catches us?"

"Who, Jackson?" Knight murmured, voice muffled by fingers as he pressed his face down to nuzzle into the Johnson's tanned palm playfully. "Like he even cares where we are. Probably thinks we're still out on patrol." The two men were huddled outside one the rickety wooden barracks of the Mojave Outpost, leaning together in the dark. Their bodies intertwined, propped against the stairway leading to the back entrance of the building as they moved to slot against each other, embracing tightly in the dark.

Johnson smirked, moving his hand down Knight's scruffy cheek and gripping his chin. "That's 'cause we are," he joked, pulling Knight in for a kiss. "We're out patrollin'." He kissed the other ranger slowly and deeply, pressing his teeth against Knight's lower lip. "We ran into some radscorps," he continued breathlessly between kisses, whispering the words against Knight's parted mouth. "And those mean lil bastards kept us awake... all... night..."

His hands moved from where they gripped at Knight's hips and dove up under his uniform. After getting a hold of the silver zipper, Johnson dropped with a thud to his knees and callously began pulling open Knight's NCR regulation slacks. Knight gave a soft hum of appreciation. "So that's our cover story then?" He whispered back in amusement, keeping his voice pitched low to avoid waking any of their slumbering comrades. "Radscorpions?"

A gloved finger traced along the groove of his hipbone, and Knight sucked in a breath at the tickling of fabric. "You asshole," he hissed. "Take off your gloves!"

Johnson's shoulders trembled with silent laughter and he wordlessly shook his head no before yanking down Knight's briefs. Knight shivered as the cool night air hit his bare thighs, and the slight chubbiness of his erection quickly wilted in the cold. Johnson made and exaggeratedly upset expression, his full lips pursed out in mock-pout as he stared up at Knight with wide brown eyes, nearly black in the darkness.

Knight merely rolled his own eyes in response. "You suck at foreplay," he whispered facetiously. He loved winding Johnson up, teasing the other man. Johnson slowly rose to his feet, but not before a placing a well aimed pinch to the sensitive crease of Knight's thigh.

Knight yelped in protest but the sound was swallowed by another kiss and a hushed command to "turn around, then." Shivering (and not entirely from the cold), Knight obeyed, reveling in the solid press of Johnson's muscled chest against his back, feeling his body heat even through their clothing.

"Ain't got no prep," Johnson drawled, and the strained rasp in his voice sent chills down Knight's spine. The other man was speaking so closely that he could feel each exhale of breath tickling the shell of his ear. "But don't worry, I'll go slow."

Knight felt the solid press of Johnson's still-clothed cock, hot and hard and huge against his lower back. "Jesus," he muttered under his breath, unconsciously pushing back against the solid heat. Johnson was big. REALLY big. "I don't... I don't think I can..." Knight's stuttered whispers were cut short by a snort from Johnson.

"What? Don't think you can take all of me? What did I say- quit worryin', babe." Knight felt the wet, searing press of finally-revealed flesh against his bare ass, the warm head of Johnson's erection leaving a moist smear of precum that quickly cooled in the chilly air. Johnson ground absentmindedly against Knight, popping a finger in his mouth and wetting it before teasing against the crease of the other man's entrance. "I'll get you nice and ready," he huffed, hips rolling and bucking with Knight's. "Even if it takes us 'til mornin'."

Knight squeezed his eyes shut, panting softly. He was so turned on, strung so tightly, wanted Johnson so badly, but before he could respond he was suddenly cut off by a third voice ringing out in the darkness. Both men inhaled sharply, at once ceasing their movements.

"Hey, is somebody out here- HOLY SHIT!"

Both men frozen in abject terror at the sound of a female voice, and the clicking of a flashlight turning on. In the illuminated beam they could make out the stunned face of Sharon Cassidy, one of the local merchants that had been passing through the Outpost. Neither had anticipated anyone else to be awake at this hour, let alone the redheaded water merchant. Both Johnson and Knight could do nothing but stare, mouths agape, as they were caught quite literally with their pants around their ankles.

Cass's eyebrows were raised nearly to her hairline, and in a voice both equally horrified and impressed she remarked "Damn, Johnson. That's a fucking long dick."

Hahahahaa holy shit brb gotta get all of this rotfl-ing out of my system.

At the 'Holy shit' part I was like 'Please let it be Cass'. XD Also, yaaaaay Major Knight!~

NEW OTP ANON <3

It just wouldn't feel right if Cass didn't make an appearance! ;) And poor Major Knight doesn't get nearly enough love on the meme, I HAD TO DO MY PART. Glad you liked!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

What a punchline! All of my internets Anon. ALL of them!
*chortle*

*basks in all the internets* :D Thanks for the reply!

And so the legend of Long Dick Johnson is born.

Omg, A!A, this is awesome. And Cass at the end- lmao! I love it!

Every legend needs an origin story. Or... origin...porn...thingie...ahem. Glad you enjoyed! <3

Congratulations, you've given me a new bit of headcannon regarding how Cass found out about Long Dick Johnson!

Bwahahaaaa ROFL! Thus Long Dick Johnson became history, history turned to legend throughout the lands, and the myth of that fateful night will drift through the Mojave forever.

Thank you A!A, thank you.

Dying forevs. I love Cass showing up, too perfect. And Knight's here too! Probably the best part. You know he would be so easily embarrassed and flustered.

How did I not see this until now

How could i have forgotten about the BEST KINK MEME EVER

This is GLORIOUS

And yessssss Major Knight! <3

Dr Usanagi sighed. Cass was a repeat customer.
“Seriously, the clap again Cass?”
“What can I say Doc, I like the fellas” Cass grinned.
“Can’t you just find one ‘fella’ to stick with? It would be a lot cheaper” Usanagi pointed out.
“I’d like to and all, but I’m still looking for the guy who can satisfy me” shrugged Cass.
“Hmmm” said Usanagi thoughtfully.
“Hm?”
“I think I can help with that”
“Do tell”
“Uh, not to breach Dr-patient confidentiality or anything, but on your way out take a little peek into the next room and see what you think of the guy on the bed there” whispered Usanagi.
She handed Cass a vial of Anticlap. “You know, they say doctors have seen it all but I have to say that till today I had never seen one like that” she mused.

And that was how Cass met Long Dick Johnson.

What's this? A double fill? Awesomesauce!

That was a lovely little tidbit A!A, thank ya. For some reason Cass catching the clap for the umpteenth time makes me laugh my ass off...

a!a: ty & glad you liked it!
Gotta love Cass :)

I'm dying at this hilarity. Thank you for sharing, anon!!

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Fallout Kink Meme Part IV: Closed to prompts, open for fills.

Anyone/Long Dick Johnson

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"Thus The Name" 1/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

"Thus The Name" 2/2 - Major Knight/Long Dick Johnson

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OP here...

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A STAR IS BORN

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Thank you, Dr Usanagi - 1/1 - Microfill

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