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Re: The Only Way to Win 12/12
Date: 2013-03-01 09:21 pm (UTC)"It means you all lose. All of you, and especially me for wasting my time." The Courier was not in an indulgent mood, and the sight of Boone, Butch and Vulpes standing awkwardly in front of her had gone from amusing to irritating. Lest she forget, there were actual battles to be planned and deals to be negotiated, and the more time she spent on stupid contests, the more explaining she had to do to Mr. House.
"What about the harem?" Vulpes snapped.
"For the last time, I'm not a member of Boone's harem! And even if I was, I've got an army of securitrons which says I'm not going anywhere. If someone is foolish enough to want to be part of your harem, she can damn well go to you herself."
With that, the Courier turned and walked back inside the casino. Boone followed with a sheepish expression on his face, and sat down by the window. She wondered if he was trying to line up a shot while Vulpes' back was turned, but he didn't seem to have any weapons drawn. He might have been a great sniper, but he wasn't exactly the fastest gun in the west.
For her part, the Courier poured herself a drink and looked forward to a future completely free of the phrase 'Mojave Rapelord.'
Outside she could hear the Securitrons clanking about, but paid them little mind.
"Well," said Boone, "that's something you don't see every day."
Knowing she would regret it, the Courier joined him by the window. Butch was already gone, but Vulpes Inculta could still be seen walking down the road. He was doing his best to blend into the crowd, but that was hard to do when you were being followed by a huge, creaking robot.
"Is that...?"
It was. FISTO followed closely behind the spy despite his most determined efforts to shake it. In fact, a small crowd was gathering to watch.
"MASTER," It groaned in an awful screeching tone. "WHERE YOU GO, I GO. YOU HAVE SHOWN ME MY TRUE NATURE, AND THOUGH YOU RUN FROM ME I WILL BE YOUR DEVOTED SLAVE. DO NOT DENY THE LOVE WE HAVE FOUND!"
"Guess we do have a harem winner," said the Courier. "For what it's worth."
Boone nodded.
"I sure feel stupid knowing that was the prize after all."
"I guess it's like the old saying goes." The Courier went to retrieve her drink. "The only way to win is not to play."
Re: The Only Way to Win 12/12
Date: 2013-03-01 09:23 pm (UTC)