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Vulpes/Courier (M or F) Worst Sex In The World
Date: 2011-11-30 07:39 pm (UTC)I want awfulness.
Re: Vulpes/Courier (M or F) Worst Sex In The World
Date: 2011-11-30 10:21 pm (UTC)I want this.
Re: Vulpes/Courier (M or F) Worst Sex In The World
Date: 2011-11-30 10:39 pm (UTC)Microfill: So Much For That.
Date: 2011-12-02 09:01 pm (UTC)kink: bad sex
additional tags: het, completed, microfill
Summary: Sex with Vulpes is a disappointment for the courier.
Minerva had planned to seduce Vulpes Inculta the first moment she saw him. Something about the way he'd talked about punishing the disgusting wasteland profligates in Nipton really got her juices flowing; someone that ruthless, that good at slaughtering the wicked, had to be one hell of an animal in the sack. Every night she'd fantasized about the mindless, animalistic ways he'd take her when she finally wore him down.
The scenario that actually occurred after the battle for the dam was won, oddly enough, had never once crossed her lust filled mind.
Minerva could have been wrong but she was pretty sure Vulpes wasn't rubbing her clitoris. She grimaced as he increased his pace. Nope, that was definitely not her clitoris and the friction was definitely going to leave a bruise. She tried to guide his fingers to the right spot but he pulled back as though he'd been burned.
“I can do this,” he insisted.
Rubbing fierce circles on her inner thigh did nothing for her no matter how much she wanted the opposite to be true. The same smug, arrogant attitude that had soaked her knickers through was rapidly drying her up---and if the size of his tunnel snake was any hint at what was to come, that was going to be problematic.
“It'll be more fun for both of us if you let me help you,” she said.
If looks could kill, she would have died right there. Was she imagining things or was he actually getting softer at the prospect of a little assistance? Yep, his dick was suddenly at half mast and rapidly shrinking. Great. Just what she needed, the one man in the Wasteland who didn't want to lay back and let her do all the work.
His dick may have gone soft but the rest of him was as tense as she'd ever seen him.
“I think this was a mistake,” he said, “I'm too tired after all.”
“Will you calm the fuck down? Most guys would be happy for a little help.”
“I hardly think I need your help, Profligate,” he snapped, “I'm more than capable of bringing a woman to orgasm.”
“No one said you weren't.”
She tried to reach for him, to at least coax him into letting her do something productive (sucking his bad boy of a cock sprang to mind) but it was too late. He was already yanking his uniform back on and storming out into the night air. So much for that.
She pulled on the tattered remnants of her shirt and cargo pants---he hadn't bothered to patiently remove them, rather, he'd ripped the shirt off like it was an old plastic wrapper and she was a tasty fancy lads snack cake. If only he'd been able to follow through with that promise...she wondered if it was too late to track down Lucius.
Re: Microfill: So Much For That.
Date: 2011-12-03 04:08 am (UTC)OP IS SO MOTHERFUCKING PLEASED!
lololololol oh it's beautiful and hilarious and perfection.
Re: Microfill: So Much For That.
Date: 2011-12-03 05:56 pm (UTC)Re: Microfill: So Much For That.
Date: 2011-12-03 09:26 pm (UTC)Re: Microfill: So Much For That.
Date: 2011-12-06 10:25 am (UTC)Re: Microfill: So Much For That.
Date: 2012-02-06 08:40 am (UTC)Re: Microfill: So Much For That.
Date: 2015-06-27 08:27 pm (UTC)Which he is.
OP Autofill: Take a Bath, Legionnaries (1/1)
Date: 2011-12-03 04:14 am (UTC)summary: Vulpes has the smelliest balls.
“Oh my God, Vulpes. Does the Legion not believe in hygiene?”
Vulpes growled and yanked the Courier’s head forward by her hair, thrusting his cock into her open mouth. She choked and screamed. A swift twist of his balls sent him flying back to the bed.
“Fuck you, wolf-boy! Get your smelly little dick away from me!”
In a moment her thoughts replayed her tour of Fortification Hill. She hadn’t seen any bathing areas, buckets of water, soap.
He reached for his knife. She scrambled back away from his grasp before power stomping his dick.
He gritted against a wail of piercing and body-spasming pain.
“I tried to warn you.”
Veronica sighed at the gagging courier, guiding her by the elbow to the exit.
“I couldn’t help it! Something about his voice, I suppose. Oh my god, I can still taste it. It’s still in my mouth.”
The Courier wiped her tongue with her sleeve while Veronica giggled nervously at the perking ears of the nearby soldiers.
“I mean, it was like he’d ran a marathon and rubbed gecko carcass on his johnson.”
Dots were connected as legionaries and slaves saw Vulpes groaningly stumble from his tent.
“—Oh! And also before running the marathon, he ate a bunch of spicy food.”
“Shitshitshit. Walk faster,” Veronica whispered.
“What? Why? He needs to know this.”
The Courier turned to address the crowd near the gate.
“You all do! Wash your fucking genitals, people! At least profligates know how to keep their junk clean!”
Veronica snatched the Courier away and dragged her down the hill to Cursor Lucullus before Vulpes gained his strength again to strike her.
Lucullus, oblivious to the commotion, helped the two sunburned women aboard the raft.
“So Lukey, you’re surrounded by water a lot. How often do you wash your balls?”
Re: OP Autofill: Take a Bath, Legionnaries (1/1)
Date: 2011-12-03 05:56 pm (UTC)Re: OP Autofill: Take a Bath, Legionnaries (1/1)
Date: 2011-12-03 09:30 pm (UTC)Re: OP Autofill: Take a Bath, Legionnaries (1/1)
Date: 2011-12-04 03:02 am (UTC)Re: OP Autofill: Take a Bath, Legionnaries (1/1)
Date: 2011-12-04 03:45 am (UTC)Power stomping his dick.
ILU ANON. <3
Re: OP Autofill: Take a Bath, Legionnaries (1/1)
Date: 2014-08-13 04:30 am (UTC)I LOVE THIS COURIER!
Re: OP Autofill: Take a Bath, Legionnaries (1/1)
Date: 2016-03-17 10:49 am (UTC)And that ending. GENIUS. just pure genius. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING ANON!!
I shall go hide in a corner and treasure this masterpiece forever